My header thingy isn't working. Fuck I ll have to find a new one. Or fix it.

Wow I really dont post here a lot do I?

Hello,

today is my birthday- 23- i can't really believe it. i still remember my 13th birthday vividly and i will share it with you. so the weekend before my mom took my friend and me shopping, the results of that shopping trip were my birthday presents. but for some reason in my 13 yr old head it didn't really add up, so come the day of my birthday with the cake and stuff i have some things to open.

i excitedly open them up and find: coat hangers, paint by numbers and a pool towel pillow as a joke so i would have something to open up since i had already gotten stuff from the shopping trip. I believe i then when hysterical crying saying no one cared about me. what can i say, i was a little melodramatic bitch. and to this day my mother never lets me forget it, every year we tell the same story. true i don't look like a prize in it but its good for the lulz, and that is really what it is all about :)

so that is my little birthday story. now all i ask for is a funfetti cake, b/c lets face it funfetti is the best ever. no arguments it is just made of win.

also me and my friend, em, watched the new doctor who last night- excellent episode i have to say. one of my favorite lines was something like "no way." "yes way. Appian way!" Appian way-- i laughed so hard. i took Latin in hs all 4 years ( why i dont know and to this day i still dont know anything except "semper ubi sub ubi" which directly translates to: "always where under where" or the joke form of "always wear under wear." yea that joke is the equivalent to the math joke in 'Never Been Kissed' when during a pie sale the sign says Pie: 50 cents and the math pie= 3.14.....etc, so yea NERD ALERT!) But yes, Appian Way- it was the longest man made road in Rome and it went across a very large portion on the Roman empire. yea, i don't remember any latin but i remember the random ass history and mythology associated with it ( although the myths might of come from watching too much Xena as a kid- wow today is like learn about meghan's nerdish childhood/teen years day! haha).

But Doctor who fab episode-- interesting watching it as it airs, or downloads w/e, since i have watched the dvds up til now. so me and em are trying to figure out what the arc is what is all means, so far key phrases: Shadow proclamation, Rose, something on Donna's back, the idea of seeing time as fixed and in flux.

alright enough of this tangent, you have seen enough nerdish tendencies for one day kids.

I am bored and wide awake. I had my cuz's bridal shower where I was the present Bitch- for like 3 hours. It was ~*amazing*~ i then came home and passed out for like 5 hours. So sleep is all off. ANYWAYS.... back to my random post about my beautiful little corgi- Scarlett.

In this pic she is in her Halloween shirt and hating every second of it; i of course loved every second b/c she looks retarded and it makes me laugh. Plus she is a little bitch and needs be knocked down a peg every now and then :)


Here is Scarlett, defeated by her shirt, while I continue to take pics of her.




Also The Office is new this week- AT LAST!! SO i am very pleased, this and new doc who episodes make me very happy. I love my shows, they make me happy.

No job, i will prob be dancing on the streets for money soon and singing to people. or at some crappy job where i am someones bitch, which is more likely.

so today i went shopping with mom, and i got a bunch of work appropriate clothes. not that my clothes not aren't appropriate-- they just scream "I am a slob who looks like i could be homeless" as opposed to the "I am a dignified adult in the working work who is very busy and important" that i want to give off.

that being said i got a suit, but it nice b/c A. it was very reasonably priced and B. it will work well as separates. this is all very fascinating i am sure, so i will cut to the chase and tell a funny story, to me at least. actually i have two but the i ll start with the first once since it is clothes related.

so i see this shirt thing in the store and for some reason i am drawn to it like a moth to the flame. its is young and hip and fun. it is also one of those shirts that are twofers, you know the shirt that looks like layers i.e. a sweater vest over a blouse, but it is really one piece. usually i hate that crap b/c it just looks weird. today however, it was fantastic. It looked like a black v-vest is over a shiny short sleeved blouse- albeit with slightly puffed sleeves, that have polka dots on them, with an attached belt around the waist. even describing it makes it sound awful but it really is cute!

i try it on and mom says "You look like a pirate, its a puffy shirt," thanks mom. this reaction was to be repeated by both my father, brother and best friend (although she saw the glimmer of hope in it). so apparently the lesson we have learned today kids is that meghan knows crap when it comes to fashion. ha. ha.

ok to story 2: i have a card for a free underwear at Victoria's secret. i've got them before so i know were to go and what to pick out- b/c its a limited selection of color blah blah blah. and the greeter says hi to us when we walk in as asks if we need help (it should be noted that i have worked in retail and know that it sucks to ask people for help; however, on the flip side as a customer i also hate being asked if i need help. i dont know the whole this is weird, i need my bubble of personal space, when i want help i will ask. i dunno is that crazy? w/e back to the story) i say no but mom says "oh yes, we have this coupon etc etc." the girl takes it out of my hand and proceeds to tell me what it is and why discounts i will get, yes thank you i already know. but i m polite, and them it happens. she cough all over my discount card. not a little cough, oh no, a phlegm filled one of nastiness and germs, all over me and said card.

i leave the girl as fast as i can, while in my head thinking "UGHHH" i go and grab what i am looking for and start looking for my mom; i locate her when another employee starts hacking up a lung next to us. "Mom, we are going to have walking pneumonia now, great" she laughs, but agrees. so begins her hunt for disinfectant-- in victorias secret.

i know i have some in the pit i call a purse, but i cant reach it right now so i just get in line. meanwhile my mom has found a solution to out impeding plague outbreak. she says "put out your hands" i do and she sprays both my hands and hers with something. What was this something? oh only what felt ( and smelt) like a gallon of perfume. i look up confused, "it has alcohol in it," is her reply. so now my hands were covered in the strongest smelling perfume victoria secret carries...still are in fact, which is just great. oh well.

so thats my day. i feel like i live in a sitcom sometimes i swear....

So after almost five years I am done with college- weird. But now I am looking for a job. This is how I feel about the process:


Oh well. But I have been a slug lately, playing on my computer and what not.

BUT Torchwood is back on! And I am very pleased so far! Then the fourth series of Doctor Who- I am excited! Plus it allows me not to think about getting a job, ugh.

testing out the doctor who moods :)

I am so excited for the new season of torchwood. Sure its cheesy and crap, but its got the gorgeous John Barrowman! And James Marsters, aka "Buffy's" Spike is going to be in the first episode. I am excited. Even more then i am about graduation. sad.

Got a livejournal. thats exciting.